Jabruski
A Jabruski is like your best friend but way more annoying and way less cool. They’re the person who texts you at 3 a. m. just to say they’re still alive.
Yo, I’m alive, I just had to text you to prove it.
Why are you still up? You’re a Jabruski.
You’re not a homie, you’re a Jabruski and I hate you.