Jabruski

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A Jabruski is like your best friend but way more annoying and way less cool. They’re the person who texts you at 3 a. m. just to say they’re still alive.
Yo, I’m alive, I just had to text you to prove it.
Why are you still up? You’re a Jabruski.
You’re not a homie, you’re a Jabruski and I hate you.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabruski is someone who acts like they’re your best friend but they’re really just a pain in the ass who won’t leave you alone.
You’re my Jabruski and I can’t stand you right now.
I swear if you text me one more time I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.
You’re not a homie, you’re a Jabruski and I’m tired of it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabruski is like the worst kind of friend. They’re always around, they never shut up, and they think they’re the center of the universe.
You’re the worst Jabruski ever.
You’re louder than a garbage truck.
You’re not a homie, you’re a Jabruski and I want my peace back.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabruski is someone who’s like your friend but they’re also a complete idiot who thinks they’re the most important person in the world.
You’re a complete idiot and a Jabruski.
You think you’re the most important person? Nope, you’re just a Jabruski.
You’re my Jabruski and I can’t stand your dumb ass.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jabruski is someone who’s always there when you need them but also the first one to leave when you’re in trouble.
You’re my Jabruski and you left me when I needed you most.
You’re there when I’m cool but gone when I’m broke.
You’re a Jabruski and I hate you for it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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