Jabroni Tail - A gooch’s hair pony tail that looks like it was tied with a

A gooch’s hair pony tail that looks like it was tied with a piece of dead chicken.

His Jabroni Tail is so gross, I think it’s gonna sprout hair on its own.

That Jabroni Tail looks like it was tied by a raccoon with a hangover.

I’d rather eat a pizza with hair on it than look at that Jabroni Tail.