Jabroni Tail

My cousin's Jabroni Tail looks like a raccoon got tangled in a yarn ball.

That kid's Jabroni Tail is so messy, it looks like it was dipped in spaghetti sauce.

I swear that Jabroni Tail was tied with a piece of duct tape and a curse.

Her Jabroni Tail is so bad, it makes me want to scream into a pillow.

That Jabroni Tail looks like it was tied by a blind kid with a broken pencil.

I can't focus in class because of that Jabroni Tail.

His Jabroni Tail is so gross, I think it’s gonna sprout hair on its own.

That Jabroni Tail looks like it was tied by a raccoon with a hangover.

I’d rather eat a pizza with hair on it than look at that Jabroni Tail.