jabroker
a fat, lazy, dumbass who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even tie his own shoes
My neighbor is a jabroker. He wears a crown to the grocery store and yells at the cashier.
My friend's brother is a jabroker. He said he was a CEO but got fired for eating the office cake.
My teacher called me a jabroker because I drew a mustache on her face.