jabroker

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a smelly, idiotic, two-faced loser who smells like old pizza and lies like a broken toilet

My boss is a jabroker. He promises a raise but then steals my coffee money.

My cousin calls himself a jabroker. He sells fake magic beans to kids at the park.

That jabroker at the gym said he could bench 300 lbs. I watched him drop a 20 lb dumbbell.

a fat, lazy, dumbass who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even tie his own shoes

My neighbor is a jabroker. He wears a crown to the grocery store and yells at the cashier.

My friend's brother is a jabroker. He said he was a CEO but got fired for eating the office cake.

My teacher called me a jabroker because I drew a mustache on her face.