jabrielle
Jabriel is short, loud, and annoying as hell. He talks too much, can’t fight, and he’s gonna cheat on you. He’s got the brain of a chicken and the body of a skeleton.
He kept talking during my favorite song. I gave him a wedgie. He cried.
He told me he’d never cheat on me. Then he cheated on me with my best friend.
He said he’d fight me. I said okay. He ran away.