jabrielle

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#hot mess#drama queen#looks over brains

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Jabrielle is a hot mess who thinks she's the center of the universe. She's got a wild side, but if you let her go full psycho, you're gonna regret it. She's got looks, but don’t let her fool you, she’s got the brain of a potato.
Jabrielle: 'You don’t love me? I’ll throw my phone out the window!' (She did.)
She got mad because I forgot her birthday, and now she’s crying in the hallway.
She said she’d kill me if I didn’t bring her pizza. I brought her pizza. She still tried to kill me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The sexiest nigga alive, and don’t you dare question it. He’s got the body, the voice, the charm, and the confidence to back it up. If he walked into a room, every girl would drop dead.
He walked in, and I immediately fell in love. Also, I fell down because I was so distracted.
He texted me: 'I’m coming to your school. You’ll be mine.' I cried.
He asked me out, and I said yes. Also, I said yes to three other guys.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jabriel is the definition of handsome and kind. He’s got a heart of gold, but if you make him mad, he’ll rip your face off. He’s got the body of a superhero and the loyalty of a dog.
He helped me with my homework. Then he helped me with my crush. Then he helped me with my dog.
He got mad at me because I said his haircut was ugly. I now have a black eye.
He’s the only person who ever showed up to my birthday. I cried. He cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jabriel is short, loud, and annoying as hell. He talks too much, can’t fight, and he’s gonna cheat on you. He’s got the brain of a chicken and the body of a skeleton.
He kept talking during my favorite song. I gave him a wedgie. He cried.
He told me he’d never cheat on me. Then he cheated on me with my best friend.
He said he’d fight me. I said okay. He ran away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The coolest kid in school, even though he plays COD Mobile without any internet. He’s got the grades, the skills, and the patience to do everything on time. He’s basically a god.
He played COD Mobile with no wifi and still won. I didn’t even know that was possible.
He finished his homework before I even opened my book. I cried.
He told me he was going to be cool forever. He was right.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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