Jabou
Jabou is a leg-only, bean-bod French guy who looks like he was born in a sock. He’s always scowling like he just got told he’s gonna be stuck with Jared for life.
Text from a friend: 'Jabou just gave me a side-eye. I think I failed.'
Tweet: 'Jabou walked into my desk. Now I’m confused and slightly annoyed.'
In-class whisper: 'Why is Jabou here? He looks like he’s gonna cry.'