Jabou

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Jabou is a tiny, bean-shaped, armless French freak who looks like he just failed math and got a wedgie at the same time. He’s always frowning like he’s been told he’s gonna be stuck in Jared’s class forever.

DM: 'Why is Jabou staring at me? Is he judging my life choices?'

Tweet: 'Jabou just walked into my lunch. I got beans for brains now.'

Class Announcement: 'Jabou is here to make you feel stupid. Get ready.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jabou is a leg-only, bean-bod French guy who looks like he was born in a sock. He’s always scowling like he just got told he’s gonna be stuck with Jared for life.

Text from a friend: 'Jabou just gave me a side-eye. I think I failed.'

Tweet: 'Jabou walked into my desk. Now I’m confused and slightly annoyed.'

In-class whisper: 'Why is Jabou here? He looks like he’s gonna cry.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jabou is a French bean-dude with no arms and a face like he’s been told he’ll never leave Jared’s class. He’s always looking like he’s about to throw up on your shoes.

DM: 'Jabou just looked at me. I think he’s gonna fail me.'

Tweet: 'Jabou walked into my pizza. Now I’m half bean and half confused.'

Class note: 'Jabou is here. He’s gonna make you feel like a failed bean.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago