Jabou
Jabou is a French bean-dude with no arms and a face like he’s been told he’ll never leave Jared’s class. He’s always looking like he’s about to throw up on your shoes.
DM: 'Jabou just looked at me. I think he’s gonna fail me.'
Tweet: 'Jabou walked into my pizza. Now I’m half bean and half confused.'
Class note: 'Jabou is here. He’s gonna make you feel like a failed bean.'