jabos - Jabos are the thing you do when you're so fat, you need two

Jabos are the thing you do when you're so fat, you need two rizlas to roll your babushka, like you're trying to impress a grandma.

I rolled a babushka so big, it looked like a jumbo sandwich.

My jabo was so fat, he needed two rizlas to roll his babushka.

That babushka looked like it was going to win a wrestling match.