Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jabos are the cool clothes you wear when you're trying to look fancy but still smell like your dog’s bed.

My cousin wears jabos and still thinks he’s a king.

I tried to look like a jabo, but I just looked like a confused pizza.

That jabo cost me $100, and it still smells like my gym sock.

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Jabos are the pants you wear when you're too lazy to spell your name right, and you just want to look rich.

I thought I was wearing Girbauds, but I just looked like a broke jabo.

That jabo cost $80, and it still smells like my brother’s lunch.

I tried to spell jabo, but I just wrote 'jabo' and called it a day.

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Jabos are the thing you do when you're so fat, you need two rizlas to roll your babushka, like you're trying to impress a grandma.

I rolled a babushka so big, it looked like a jumbo sandwich.

My jabo was so fat, he needed two rizlas to roll his babushka.

That babushka looked like it was going to win a wrestling match.

4

Jabo is the guy who laughs at your jokes, cries at your pain, and still acts like he’s the king of the world.

Jabo cried when I failed my math test, but he still said he was the king of the world.

He laughed at my joke, cried at my pain, and still called me a loser.

Jabo’s heart is bigger than my dad’s wallet.

5

Jabo is the word you use when you need to poop, and you're too lazy to say the real word.

I said 'jabo' instead of 'shit' because I'm too lazy to be polite.

My jabo was so loud, the whole class heard it.

I used 'jabo' in class, and my teacher gave me a detention.

6

Jabo is the weird mix of a Japanese person and an aboriginal, like they had a weird family reunion and nobody knew what was happening.

My jabo looked like he came from a weird family reunion.

He looked like a mix of a Japanese person and a aboriginal, like they had a weird family reunion.

That jabo looked like he was from a different planet.

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Jabo is the guy who takes the best photos, even though he smells like his gym sock and still thinks he’s cool.

Jabo took a photo of me and still thinks he’s cool.

That photo looked like it was taken by a professional, but he smelled like a gym sock.

He took a photo of me and said it was the best photo ever, even though he smelled like my sock.