jabooty hook
When you jam your middle fingers into someone's crotch like you're trying to split them in half and yell 'jabooty hook' like it's your life mission
My cousin did a jabooty hook at the family reunion and cried when he realized he broke his nail
I did a jabooty hook on my boss during a Zoom call and he turned off his camera and never spoke to me again
My friend did a jabooty hook on his crush and now they're dating and he's still confused