jabooty hook

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When you jam your middle fingers into someone's crotch like you're trying to split them in half and yell 'jabooty hook' like it's your life mission

My cousin did a jabooty hook at the family reunion and cried when he realized he broke his nail

I did a jabooty hook on my boss during a Zoom call and he turned off his camera and never spoke to me again

My friend did a jabooty hook on his crush and now they're dating and he's still confused

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Putting your middle fingers into someone's crack with enough force to make them question their life choices and screaming 'jabooty hook' like it's a battle cry

At the gym, I did a jabooty hook on the guy who kept talking to me during my workout

My mom did a jabooty hook on my dad and now he won't eat meat

I did a jabooty hook on my teacher and got detention for life

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The dirty move where you shove your middle fingers into someone's crack and yell 'jabooty hook' like you're the king of the world

I did a jabooty hook on my brother during a video game and he still hates me

My neighbor did a jabooty hook on my dog and now the dog won't let me near him

I did a jabooty hook on my crush and now we're dating and it was totally worth it

by Slangipedia 1d ago