Jabookie-Billion
A number so fake it doesn’t even count, made by Diamondpigman01 because Jaden can’t stop bragging about it.
Jaden: 'I beat you by a Jabookie-Billion!' Me: 'You barely beat me by one point.'
Diamondpigman01: 'Jaden just said Jabookie-Billion in the middle of a test.' Me: 'He’s gonna fail.'
At the park, Jaden screams, 'This slide is a Jabookie-Billion feet long!' Kids: 'He’s weird.'