Jabookie-Billion

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A fake number made by Diamondpigman01 to show how stupid Jaden is when he brings them up.

Jaden: 'This is a Jabookie-Billion!' Me: 'You’re literally counting like a toddler.'

In math class, Jaden says, 'This problem is a Jabookie-Billion!' Teacher: 'Jaden, go to the office.'

Diamondpigman01: 'Jaden just said Jabookie-Billion again.' Me: 'I’m gonna cry.'

A made-up number so big it makes your brain explode, invented by Diamondpigman01 because Jaden won’t shut up about it.

Jaden: 'I have a Jabookie-Billion dollars!' Me: 'You have a dollar and a dream.'

Diamondpigman01: 'Jaden just said Jabookie-Billion in the middle of a Zoom call.' Me: 'He’s gonna get kicked out.'

At lunch, Jaden yells, 'This sandwich is a Jabookie-Billion!' Everyone stares at him like he’s a monster.

A number so fake it doesn’t even count, made by Diamondpigman01 because Jaden can’t stop bragging about it.

Jaden: 'I beat you by a Jabookie-Billion!' Me: 'You barely beat me by one point.'

Diamondpigman01: 'Jaden just said Jabookie-Billion in the middle of a test.' Me: 'He’s gonna fail.'

At the park, Jaden screams, 'This slide is a Jabookie-Billion feet long!' Kids: 'He’s weird.'