Jaboinya
A tourist. They'll pay for a tour and still end up lost. They also think the best part of the day is when the guide says 'you’re on your own now.'
They took a 'sightseeing tour' and just sat on a bench for 3 hours.
Tried to take a selfie with a famous landmark and ended up blocking the whole street.
Bought a map, then used it as a coaster for their $20 coffee.