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A tourist. So lost they think the Eiffel Tower is a fancy escalator. They’ll pay $50 for a cup of coffee and still complain about the price.
I saw one try to take a selfie with a statue and accidentally knocked it over.
They asked for directions to the nearest bathroom and ended up in a different country.
Spent $200 on a souvenir that looked like a shoe but was called a 'lucky charm.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A tourist. They think every street is a shortcut and every restaurant is a Michelin star. They also believe the magic of the place is just a marketing trick.
Tried to haggle with a street vendor and ended up buying three identical souvenirs.
They took a 'guided tour' and just followed the group who kept eating chips.
Wore the same outfit for 4 days and called it 'cultural immersion.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A tourist. They'll pay $100 for a burger and still yell at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink. They also think the locals are just there to laugh at them.
They asked for a 'local experience' and got a 2-hour tour of a mall.
Used a map to find the nearest restroom and ended up in a stranger's house.
Spent 10 minutes trying to take a picture of a statue and missed the actual event.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A tourist. They think the best part of the trip is the gift shop. They also believe the locals are just actors in a really bad movie.
They tried to speak the local language and said 'I want a sandwich' but got a chicken suit instead.
Went to a famous landmark and took 200 photos but forgot to bring a camera.
Paid $50 for a tour bus and got lost on the way.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A tourist. They'll pay for a tour and still end up lost. They also think the best part of the day is when the guide says 'you’re on your own now.'
They took a 'sightseeing tour' and just sat on a bench for 3 hours.
Tried to take a selfie with a famous landmark and ended up blocking the whole street.
Bought a map, then used it as a coaster for their $20 coffee.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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