Jaboinya
A tourist. They think every street is a shortcut and every restaurant is a Michelin star. They also believe the magic of the place is just a marketing trick.
Tried to haggle with a street vendor and ended up buying three identical souvenirs.
They took a 'guided tour' and just followed the group who kept eating chips.
Wore the same outfit for 4 days and called it 'cultural immersion.'