Jaboc
Jaboc is a Jacob who's too lazy to think and too stupid to live. They'll let anything happen as long as they're not the one who messed up.
Jaboc watched his dog get hit by a truck and said, 'At least it wasn't my dog.'
Jaboc got into a fight with his brother over who had the bigger simp powers. He ended up in the hospital.
Jaboc tried to text his girlfriend while driving. He got into a crash and still blamed his phone.