Jaboc

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Jaboc is the worst kind of Jacob. They're the kind of person who'll let you run over their dog just to keep their pants on.

My cousin Jaboc watched his dog get hit by a truck and said, 'At least it wasn't my mom.'

Jaboc got into a fight over who had the bigger simp powers. It ended with a parking meter being thrown.

Jaboc proposed to his ex while driving. She said no. He ran the red light.

A Jaboc is like a Jacob who thinks they're God. They'll do anything to avoid being called out, even if it means getting killed.

Jaboc was dared to run into traffic. He did it. Then he yelled at the cop for being late.

Jaboc tried to text his girlfriend while being chased by a cop. He got hit by a bus.

Jaboc got into a car crash and still blamed the pizza for it.

Jaboc is the type of Jacob who would let their pet die just so they could look cool in front of their friends.

Jaboc let his dog get run over so he could look cool at the party. His dog was a simp too.

Jaboc got into a fight with his dad over who had the bigger simp powers. The dad won. Jaboc cried.

Jaboc tried to text his mom while driving. He got into an accident and still said it was her fault.

Jaboc is a Jacob who's too lazy to think and too stupid to live. They'll let anything happen as long as they're not the one who messed up.

Jaboc watched his dog get hit by a truck and said, 'At least it wasn't my dog.'

Jaboc got into a fight with his brother over who had the bigger simp powers. He ended up in the hospital.

Jaboc tried to text his girlfriend while driving. He got into a crash and still blamed his phone.

Jaboc is the kind of Jacob who would rather die than admit they were wrong. They're the reason why vehicular manslaughter should be a thing.

Jaboc got into a fight with his dad over who had the bigger simp powers. The dad won. Jaboc still said he was right.

Jaboc watched his dog get hit by a truck and said, 'At least it wasn't my mom.'

Jaboc tried to text his mom while driving. He got into a crash and still said it was her fault.