Jaboc
A Jaboc is like a Jacob who thinks they're God. They'll do anything to avoid being called out, even if it means getting killed.
Jaboc was dared to run into traffic. He did it. Then he yelled at the cop for being late.
Jaboc tried to text his girlfriend while being chased by a cop. He got hit by a bus.
Jaboc got into a car crash and still blamed the pizza for it.