Jabob - Jabob is a Dutch lunatic who thinks bobbing for jack-o’-lant

Jabob is a Dutch lunatic who thinks bobbing for jack-o’-lanterns is the most important thing ever

Jabob tried to bob for jack-o’-lanterns in a lake. He got a fish in his mouth.

He’s so obsessed with jack-o’-lanterns, he even bobs for them in the shower.

Jabob’s jack-o’-lantern bobbing is so bad, it’s like a horror movie.