Jabob

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Jabob is like the god of memes who shows up when your stash is empty and you’re begging for a new one

I just got a 500-meme pack from Jabob. He must’ve heard me scream for help.

My mom’s memes are all gone, and Jabob didn’t help me. I’m gonna burn the internet.

Jabob gave me a meme of a cat doing a backflip. That’s the best he could do.

Jabob is a clueless rapper from Cleveland who thinks he’s gonna be rich, but he’s just in love with smelly toes

Jabob asked me to not wash my toes for a week so he could suck them. I’m still mad.

He’s gonna be famous. I swear. He just needs to stop talking about his toes.

Jabob’s new song is about smelly toes. It’s called ‘Toe Sucks’.

Jabob is a Dutch lunatic who thinks bobbing for jack-o’-lanterns is the most important thing ever

Jabob tried to bob for jack-o’-lanterns in a lake. He got a fish in his mouth.

He’s so obsessed with jack-o’-lanterns, he even bobs for them in the shower.

Jabob’s jack-o’-lantern bobbing is so bad, it’s like a horror movie.

Jabob is a weirdo who thinks drawing a bug from a frog is the best thing in life

Jabob tried to draw a bug from a frog and got bit. He’s still mad.

He draws bugs from frogs every day. It’s his new hobby.

Jabob says the frog bug is his favorite. I don’t know why.

Jabob is just Mario, but he thinks he’s something else

Jabob says he’s not Mario, but he’s got the same hat and the same moves.

He tried to beat Mario at a game. He lost. Big time.

Jabob’s just Mario in a fancy suit. That’s what I say.