Jabnostic
A person who yells about shots but never actually gets one. They think they’re tough, but they’re just a coward who doesn’t want to feel a little pinch.
"I’m not afraid of the shot. I’m afraid of the people who actually got it.", A jabnostic in a group chat
"I’ve been vaccinated in spirit. That counts, right?", A jabnostic on Instagram
"I’m not a jabnostic. I’m a jabnostic-adjacent.", A jabnostic trying to sound fancy