Jabnostic

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A person who acts like they're too good for shots. They don’t care if the shot works or not. They just want to look cool while being a giant baby.
"I don’t need no stinkin' vaccine. I’ve got a 50% chance of dying and a 100% chance of being right.", @JabNob123
"Why would I get a shot when I can just pretend I’m immune?", A jabnostic in a DM
"I’m not afraid of germs. I’m afraid of needles. And I’m also afraid of being wrong.", A tweet from a jabnostic
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who’s so scared of a shot they’d rather die than get one. They don’t believe in science, magic, or the idea that maybe they’re not the most important person in the world.
"I’d rather be a zombie than get a shot. Zombies are cool. Shots are evil.", A jabnostic on Reddit
"If I get a shot, I’ll become a ghost. And ghosts are not cool.", A DM from a jabnostic
"I don’t need a shot. I need a medal for being too afraid to get one.", A tweet from a jabnostic
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who yells about shots but never actually gets one. They think they’re tough, but they’re just a coward who doesn’t want to feel a little pinch.
"I’m not afraid of the shot. I’m afraid of the people who actually got it.", A jabnostic in a group chat
"I’ve been vaccinated in spirit. That counts, right?", A jabnostic on Instagram
"I’m not a jabnostic. I’m a jabnostic-adjacent.", A jabnostic trying to sound fancy
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who thinks they’re the only one who matters. They won’t get a shot because they’re too busy being a self-centered, glory-seeking, shot-hating idiot.
"If I get a shot, I’ll be less important. And I can’t have that.", A jabnostic on TikTok
"I’ve got 100 friends. None of them matter. I’m the only one who counts.", A jabnostic in a DM
"I don’t need a shot. I need a trophy for being the only person who didn’t get one.", A tweet from a jabnostic
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who would rather fight the whole world than get a shot. They don’t believe in science, they believe in drama, and they’re way too dramatic for their own good.
"I’m not getting a shot. I’m going to war with the vaccine.", A jabnostic on YouTube
"If I get a shot, I’ll lose my drama. And I can’t have that.", A jabnostic in a group chat
"I’d rather argue with my mom about the shot than get it.", A tweet from a jabnostic
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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