jablonowski
a jablonowski is someone so fat and stupid they could be the next president. probably.
my mom's friend is a jablonowski. she eats a whole cake for lunch and still can't find her keys.
the man in the park is a jablonowski. he talks to pigeons and thinks they're his best friends.
my brother is a jablonowski. he failed math and still thinks he's a genius.
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