jablonowski

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jablonowski is the name for the grossest, ugliest, and laziest humans on earth. they're so dumb it hurts.

my cousin is a jablonowski. he eats pizza for breakfast and still can't add 2 + 2.

the guy at the gym is a jablonowski. he smells like old socks and a gym bag.

my teacher calls me a jablonowski because i forgot my homework again.

a jablonowski is someone so fat and stupid they could be the next president. probably.

my mom's friend is a jablonowski. she eats a whole cake for lunch and still can't find her keys.

the man in the park is a jablonowski. he talks to pigeons and thinks they're his best friends.

my brother is a jablonowski. he failed math and still thinks he's a genius.

jablonowski is the title you get if you're so ugly and dumb you make the teacher cry.

my dog is a jablonowski. he barks at the mailman and eats my shoes.

the kid in my class is a jablonowski. he drew on the walls with crayons and still got a D.

my dad is a jablonowski. he eats donuts for dinner and still can't tie his shoes.