Jablonec
Jablonec is like a slap from a snowball. It’s cold, hilly, and full of glass factories. The people there are obsessed with glass, which is why they’re all rich and you’re not.
I went to Jablonec and my nose turned into a popsicle.
They make so much glass there, I think they’re trying to blind the world.
My friend moved there and now he talks about glass like it’s his ex.