Jablonec

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Jablonec is a frozen wasteland that hates you. It’s near Liberec, and they call it Jebákov because the locals are superstitious jerks. Even in July, you can build an igloo and it will be warmer inside than outside.

I went to Jablonec and my feet froze so bad I thought I’d lose them.

My uncle tried to live there and now he wears a coat in May.

I visited and brought five sweaters. I only used one.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jablonec is like a slap from a snowball. It’s cold, hilly, and full of glass factories. The people there are obsessed with glass, which is why they’re all rich and you’re not.

I went to Jablonec and my nose turned into a popsicle.

They make so much glass there, I think they’re trying to blind the world.

My friend moved there and now he talks about glass like it’s his ex.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Jablonec is the worst place ever, right next to Liberec. It’s so cold, they probably invented igloos there. And they have a bunch of glass factories, which is why they all have money and you don’t.

I went to Jablonec and my breath turned into a snowman.

My cousin tried to live there and now he wears a hat in September.

They have so much glass, I think they’re trying to replace the sun.

by Slangipedia 11d ago