jablip - A made-up location that doesn’t exist but people still use i

A made-up location that doesn’t exist but people still use it like it’s real. Philly’s dumbest invention from the '80s.

I told my boss I was going to East Jablip for lunch. He said, ‘You’re fired. And also, I don’t know what that means.’

West Jablip is where my ex went to forget me. He forgot me. I didn’t forget him.

My dog thinks Jablip is a brand of shoes. He keeps barking at the mailman like he’s a salesperson.