jablip

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A random or stupid place, usually stuck with "East" or "West" in front of it. Philly trash made it famous in the '80s.

East Jablip? That’s where my cousin got arrested for eating a whole pizza at 3 a. m.

West Jablip is just a fancy way of saying ‘somewhere I don’t want to be.’

My mom says I was born in Jablip. I don’t believe her. I was born in a dumpster.

A made-up location that doesn’t exist but people still use it like it’s real. Philly’s dumbest invention from the '80s.

I told my boss I was going to East Jablip for lunch. He said, ‘You’re fired. And also, I don’t know what that means.’

West Jablip is where my ex went to forget me. He forgot me. I didn’t forget him.

My dog thinks Jablip is a brand of shoes. He keeps barking at the mailman like he’s a salesperson.