Jablinskied
Something so ridiculous it makes a f***ing donkey laugh. Or a verb for doing something that’s not only stupid but also pointless and doomed to fail.
Trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite is a f***ing jablinskied move.
He tried to run a marathon in socks. That’s jablinskied.
When she tried to explain the plot of that movie with 500 characters, that was jablinskied.