Jablinskied

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When someone lures you with fake promises of epic gameplay, only to show you 30 minutes of them just staring at a screen like a f***ing idiot.
You clicked the link because it said '4 hours of pure legend.' It was just a guy yelling at a cat.
You watched 10 videos of him eating cereal and got nothing but a headache.
You were promised a battle royale. You got a man sobbing in a closet.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When a broke teen with more debts than a dog has fleas promises they'll pay you back, but then they vanish like a ghost and say they're too poor to f***ing breathe.
He said he'd pay me back in 3 days. Now it's been 3 months and he's still in the same gas station.
She said she'd give me $50. Now I'm paying her $50 to get out of her life.
He promised he'd send me money. He sent me a photo of his lunch.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The king of gaming, the god of pixels, the person who makes you feel like a f***ing amateur for even breathing in the same room.
He played for 12 hours straight. I got dizzy just watching him.
He beat the game in 5 minutes. I couldn’t even beat the tutorial.
He's the reason I gave up on life.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Something so ridiculous it makes a f***ing donkey laugh. Or a verb for doing something that’s not only stupid but also pointless and doomed to fail.
Trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite is a f***ing jablinskied move.
He tried to run a marathon in socks. That’s jablinskied.
When she tried to explain the plot of that movie with 500 characters, that was jablinskied.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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