Jablasted
So drunk they think they’re a god, probably because of cheap booze, bad decisions, and that sweet tea. They’re too wasted to remember their own name or their mom’s face.
My cousin ate a whole pizza and passed out on the floor. Jablasted for sure.
He tried to text me while drunk and wrote 'I’m a king, and I’m gonna marry the moon.'
She walked into a wall like it was her ex.