Jablasted

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So drunk they think they’re a god, probably because of cheap booze, bad decisions, and that sweet tea. They’re too wasted to remember their own name or their mom’s face.
My cousin ate a whole pizza and passed out on the floor. Jablasted for sure.
He tried to text me while drunk and wrote 'I’m a king, and I’m gonna marry the moon.'
She walked into a wall like it was her ex.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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So wasted they think they’re invincible, probably because of cheap alcohol, bad choices, and that sweet tea. They will probably die soon, but they don’t care.
He tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush. Classic Jablasted behavior.
She tried to dance like a pro and ended up faceplanting the floor.
He drank so much he tried to talk to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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So drunk they think they’re a superhero, probably because of cheap drinks, bad life choices, and that sweet tea. They’re too wasted to remember their own name, but they’ll definitely remember the barista.
He tried to do a karate kick and tripped over a chair.
She tried to sing and ended up screaming at the fridge.
He texted me and said, 'I’m gonna take over the world, and I’m gonna do it now.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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