Jabiliton
A made-up word for any stupid body part you name when you're faking being a doctor and don’t have a clue what you're saying.
“That’s your jabiliton, kid. It’s inflamed.”, to a kid who had a paper cut.
“Your jabiliton is malfunctioning.”, said to a friend who dropped their phone.
“Your jabiliton is cursed.”, said to a coworker who spilled coffee on their shirt.