Jabiliton

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A made-up word for any stupid body part you name when you're faking being a doctor and don’t have a clue what you're saying.

“That’s your jabiliton, kid. It’s inflamed.”, to a kid who had a paper cut.

“Your jabiliton is malfunctioning.”, said to a friend who dropped their phone.

“Your jabiliton is cursed.”, said to a coworker who spilled coffee on their shirt.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A fancy name for any random thing you point at when you're pretending to be a doctor and you’re too lazy to look it up.

“Your jabiliton is the problem.”, said while pointing at a person’s elbow.

“Your jabiliton is broken.”, said while pointing at a person’s toe.

“Your jabiliton is giving you trouble.”, said while pointing at a person’s nose.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A word you throw around like it means something when you're faking being a doctor and you're too high to think straight.

“Your jabiliton is on fire.”, said while tripping over a chair.

“Your jabiliton is screaming at you.”, said while eating a sandwich.

“Your jabiliton is crying.”, said while staring at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A dumb word used to describe any random thing you blame for someone’s problems when you're faking being a doctor and you're too dumb to know the real issue.

“Your jabiliton is why you’re tired.”, said while eating a donut.

“Your jabiliton is why you’re sad.”, said while watching a sad movie.

“Your jabiliton is why you’re late.”, said while walking into a room 10 minutes after everyone else.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A ridiculous word for any random part of the body you name when you're pretending to be a doctor and you're too lazy to actually know what you're doing.

“Your jabiliton is bloated.”, said while looking at a person’s stomach.

“Your jabiliton is causing the pain.”, said while looking at a person’s shoulder.

“Your jabiliton is the problem.”, said while looking at a person’s foot.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago