Jabhop - A lazy person’s way of saying hello. It’s the opposite of a

A lazy person’s way of saying hello. It’s the opposite of a full-on introduction. It’s just a slap in the face with a whisper.

Jabhop. You're here again? I thought you died.

Jabhop. You're not even trying today.

Jabhop. I'm not even going to ask how you're doing.