Jabhop

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The most basic way to greet someone in South Australia's northern suburbs. It’s like saying hello, but with less effort and more swear words.

Jabhop. You look like you've been hit by a bus.

Jabhop. You're still alive? I'm impressed.

Jabhop. I don't care if you're here or not.

A lazy person’s way of saying hello. It’s the opposite of a full-on introduction. It’s just a slap in the face with a whisper.

Jabhop. You're here again? I thought you died.

Jabhop. You're not even trying today.

Jabhop. I'm not even going to ask how you're doing.

A greeting so weak it could barely wake up a sleeping dog. It’s the start of every conversation, but no one really cares.

Jabhop. You’re still alive? I didn’t even notice.

Jabhop. I’m not even going to respond to that.

Jabhop. I swear, if you say that one more time, I’m going to kill you.