Jabez
A messy man from the slums who looks like he rolled out of a trash can. He wears old clothes and chases after redheads who can’t stop speeding. His legs are so long, he can spit at people from a mile away.
'Jabez ran into the street and tried to catch a speedster with a lollipop.'
'He wears rolled-up pants like it’s a fashion statement.'
'He once chased a ginger across the parking lot just to prove a point.'