Jabez
A man with a meaty member that could make a whole class laugh. He’s got the body of a superhero and the charm of a rockstar. He’s got the girls eating out of his hand, and you’d be foolish to get too close.
'He pulled every girl in the school and never even broke a sweat.'
'Jabez could make a math test jealous.'
'He’s the kind of guy who could make your mom blush.'