Jabez
A guy with a dick so big it could knock out a whole football team. He’s always cracking jokes, bouncing around like a pinball machine, and if you ever get lucky enough to date him, you’ll be begging for mercy.
'Bro, Jabez walked into the room and I instantly knew I was doomed.'
'Jabez just pulled out his phone and took a selfie, and I swear the camera almost exploded.'
'He’s the kind of guy who could make a math test laugh.'