jabebus
the brother of jesus who's a total chad and can chug bud light like it's his job. he's got more alphanes than a whole gym and simps cry when he looks at them.
"jabebus walked into my gym and chugged bud light. the simps cried. i said 'he's the chad god.'"
"he came to my party and drank all my bud light. i said 'you're jabebus.' he said 'i know.'"
"he chugged bud light so fast i thought he was gonna explode. he said 'i'm jabebus.'"