jabebus

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jesus's annoying little brother who's a chad god and can drink bud light so fast it looks like he's trying to kill the beer. he gets all the bitches and makes simps look like total failures.

"jabebus just chugged a whole bottle of bud light and then asked me out. i said yes because he's the chad god."

"he came into my bar and drank all the bud light. i said 'you're a chad god.' he said 'i'm jabebus.'"

"he walked into my class and drank a whole can of bud light. the teacher said 'he's jabebus.'"

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

the brother of jesus who's a total chad and can chug bud light like it's his job. he's got more alphanes than a whole gym and simps cry when he looks at them.

"jabebus walked into my gym and chugged bud light. the simps cried. i said 'he's the chad god.'"

"he came to my party and drank all my bud light. i said 'you're jabebus.' he said 'i know.'"

"he chugged bud light so fast i thought he was gonna explode. he said 'i'm jabebus.'"

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

jesus's brother who's a chad god and can chug bud light like it's his favorite sport. he gets all the bitches and simps get jealous because he's got way more alphanes than they ever will.

"jabebus came to my house and drank all my bud light. he said 'i'm the chad god.' i believed him."

"he walked into my class and drank a whole can of bud light. the teacher said 'he's jabebus.'"

"he chugged bud light in front of my simp friends. they cried. he said 'i'm jabebus.'"

by Slangipedia 1mo ago