jabebus
jesus's brother who's a chad god and can chug bud light like it's his favorite sport. he gets all the bitches and simps get jealous because he's got way more alphanes than they ever will.
"jabebus came to my house and drank all my bud light. he said 'i'm the chad god.' i believed him."
"he walked into my class and drank a whole can of bud light. the teacher said 'he's jabebus.'"
"he chugged bud light in front of my simp friends. they cried. he said 'i'm jabebus.'"