JABDEMIC
A worldwide mess where people who got the shot end up dead from heart attacks, like they were running a marathon.
My aunt got the jab and died on the toilet. Just collapsed. No warning.
My uncle’s dog got the shot. Died in the backyard. The dog was like, ‘What even was that?’
My brother got the shot and died in the middle of a TikTok dance. He was like, ‘What?’ and then he was gone.