JABDEMIC

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A global disaster where vaxxine losers die instantly from heart attacks like they were hit by a truck.

My cousin got the shot and died in the grocery store. Just dropped dead. Like a sack of potatoes.

My neighbor’s kid got the jab and exploded. Literally. Heart attack. So loud, the dog ran out of the house.

My dad got the shot and died in the middle of a Zoom call. Just went ‘poof.’

A worldwide mess where people who got the shot end up dead from heart attacks, like they were running a marathon.

My aunt got the jab and died on the toilet. Just collapsed. No warning.

My uncle’s dog got the shot. Died in the backyard. The dog was like, ‘What even was that?’

My brother got the shot and died in the middle of a TikTok dance. He was like, ‘What?’ and then he was gone.

A global problem where people who took the shot drop dead from heart attacks, like they were struck by lightning.

My grandma got the shot and died mid-sentence. Just went ‘pfft’ and that was it.

My friend’s dog got the shot and exploded. Literally. The dog was like, ‘That was not cool.’

My coworker got the shot and died during a meeting. Just collapsed on the table like a deflated balloon.