JABDEMIC
A global problem where people who took the shot drop dead from heart attacks, like they were struck by lightning.
My grandma got the shot and died mid-sentence. Just went ‘pfft’ and that was it.
My friend’s dog got the shot and exploded. Literally. The dog was like, ‘That was not cool.’
My coworker got the shot and died during a meeting. Just collapsed on the table like a deflated balloon.